Le GF went to Mumbai for the long weekend.
*Le GF has the habit of checking in everywhere*
Later that day.
*Talking to MS*
MS: Yo wassup?
Me: Nothing much!
MS: What plans for the evening?
Me: I’m going to head home and crash early.
MS: Why don’t you come over?
Me: No man, didn’t get much sleep last night…
MS: Anyways your girlfriend isn’t in town, might as well come over!
*Talking to a colleague*
Colleague: Leaving early?
Me: Yeah man, want to sleep early tonight.
Colleague: Your girlfriend’s not in town, that’s why?
Me: Jeez.. What is up with everyone?
*Talking to a friend*
Friend: Let’s have a boys night out this weekend!
Me: Sure thing!
Friend: Girlfriend being out of town has it’s advantage!
Me: What…? How the hell does everyone know?