Having lunch with my two bosses after we had just finished interviewing a candidate for the position of Head of Digital Marketing.
Me: I like that chick, she has a good temperament.
Lady Boss: Yeah man, she looks like she means business.
Dude Boss: I like her attitude, she seems like a good fit.
Lady Boss: That female is a proper bitch. You would think twice before lying to her about why you haven’t finished your work.
Me: Yeah, totally! She can take you apart.
Lady Boss: You know what?
Lady Boss: We should hire only women to lead the different teams!
Me: Go on….
Lady Boss: They would be efficient, get work done and kick ass when required! Everything would be smooth!
Me: Hmmmmm, I get your point… But…
Lady Boss: But what?
Me: Imagine, if their periods are during the same time, there would be hell in office!
Dude Boss: Hahahaha! Imagine that!
Lady Boss: Actually that happens!
Lady Boss: When women work in close quarters, their cycles get synced!
Lady Boss: Imagine those four-five days! Muahahahahaha!
Me: That’s it! We have to start stocking chocolates and flowers in addition to wine in office now!
Lady Boss: Imagine that! Full celebration and maska-fying only!
Dude Boss: Sounds like a plan!
Lady Boss: Muahahahahaha!