Same sh*t, Different day.
Mom: You’ll be 27 this year!
Me: So I’ve heard…
Mom: What are your plans regarding marriage?
Me: I’m gonna be like Hugh Hefner. Different girls every day!
Mom: I’m serious!
Me: Fine! I’ve no plans as of yet!
Mom: By what age do you want to settle down?
Me: I guess around 30.
Mom: That’s too late! It should be 28 at the outset!
Mom: Also, you need to start searching now!
Mom: Ufff! If you start searching now, only then you can settle by 28!
Mom: You’ll meet people one by one, then you’d have to select them, then spend some time with them, see if you like them or not. All this takes time. It’s not like you’re going to marry the first person you meet.
Mom: See, you should listen to me!
Me: So you know the type of girl I’m looking for, right?
Mom: Yes, that ridiculous list of yours!
Me: Good. You can start searching and let me know if anything good comes by!
Me: Yeah, spread the word through your friends network!
Mom: Why should I search?
Me: Because you’re the one who wants to see me married so badly!
Mom: You want me to search and pick a woman for YOU with whom YOU will spend the rest of YOUR life?!
Mom: Get lost! You stay unmarried then!
Me: And that is the end of our discussion!
Mom: @%@#%! Kids these days!