So we were having a house party at JK’s house. JK’s date was this uber-gorgeous babe who was DTF (if you don’t know the meaning of DTF, google it). Anyhow, I had to leave early because I was just back from an office BBQ and after having 10 rounds of whiskey, a couple of swigs of champagne and a few gulps of wine, I wasn’t exactly in the mood to party. Also, three rounds of Old Monk at JK’s place was not helping me to stay awake either.
So anyhow, by the time I decided to leave, JK was holding hands with the above mentioned DTF chick and was slow dancing. It was definitely weird to watch an usually loud-as-shit JK do all this lovey dovey stuff but I was sure that he would seal the deal that night. Else, that would have been the biggest KLPD on this planet.
Me: So did you seal the deal?
JK: Hell yeah!
*Gory details and 15 mins later*
JK: So guess what?
Me: She’s got a boyfriend?
Me: And I’m guessing that it’s a long distance?
Me: She’s going to get married to him?
Me: So this is a one-last-fling-before-marriage types?
JK: Seems like that! So I don’t have to worry about commitment and shit!
*Later that day, talking to my gf*
*Yes, read that line again*
*I’ve a gf now*
Me: Guess what?
Le Gf: He slept with her?
Me: Yeah…. But guess what?
Le Gf: What?
Me: That chick has got a bf, long distance and is going to get married to him.
Le Gf: What? Why?
Me: What why?
Le Gf: So why did she sleep with JK then?
Me: One last fling, I guess?
Le Gf: I can actually sympathize with her….
Me: You do?
Le Gf: Yeah, I totally get it.
Le Gf: But I don’t get one thing…
Le Gf: Why JK of all people?
Me: As in?
Le Gf: She wanted a fling right?
Le Gf: So why JK of all people. I mean this city is full of good looking, sophisticated men and she had to choose a douchebag like JK? Like seriously?
Me: Cos her standards are low?
Le Gf: Hahahaha…. Jeez, we’re such evil people!