The Problem With Us Men…

I hate how our minds are always wired to think that women out there are dying to be at our feet. Of course, the results are often hilarious.

Scene #1:

A hot chick is looking at us.

Expectation:

“Oh yeah, that chick digs me!”

Reality:

She is just looking in our direction. Chances are that she doesn’t know even that we exist.

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Scene #2:

A hot chick is smiling at us.

Expectation:

“Oh yeah, she’s ready to jump into bed with me!”

Reality:

She is smiling just because it’s polite to smile. That’s it! No hidden agenda, nothing.

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Scene #3:

She says, “Let’s go somewhere¬†quiet”.

Expectation:

“Awwwright, making-out time”

Reality:

She wants to have a conversation in peace. Period.

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Bloody KLPD right? And they say that only women read in-between the lines.

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