At a house party.
Me: Who’s that cute chick standing by the fridge?
Friend: Who? Her? That’s Blah!
Me: Sweet. What a lovely name!
Friend: You really find her cute?
Me: Yeah man! She’s really cute!
Me: Give me an intro!
Friend: No way!
Me: Why not?
Friend: She’s not your type!
Me: What do you mean by “she’s not my type”?
Friend: How can I explain it to you?
Me: Try me!
Friend: Dude, she’s not your type, ok?
Me: What do you mean that she’s not my type!? She’s a chick! Chicks are my type, ok?
Friend: Oh god… #Facepalm!
Me: So….. Intro?