The Greatest-est Pick Up Lines!

Yeah I know that the past couple of posts have been about dating and women, that’s only because I’m writing them at a stretch.

I’ve decided to give up all hope of finding love and will continue act like the world is coming to an end.

So please bear with me. Or not. Either way, please read my blog.

So when we are out partying and the night comes to an end, no one wants to go back home alone.

Some people have gf’s and some decide to ‘hook up’ / ‘pick up’ / ‘bang one’ (you get the drift) and then head home.

Most of my friends have a signature let’s-go-back-to-my-place line. Here’s a short glimpse at them.

Friend#1:  Let’s back to my place for the after party, I’ve a collection of Kafka and Nietzsche books!

Friend#2: Let’s back to my place for the after party, I’ve got a KTM / Yamaha R15. We’ll go for a ride! 

JK: Let’s back to my place for the after party, I live around the corner. We can pick up some booze and see where the night leads us! 

MeLet’s back to my place for the after party and read my blog. 

DGLet’s back to my place for the after party, I’ve a collection of good ghati songs! (Good ghati songs it seems)

ASLet’s back to my place for the after party, I’ve got a fully stocked bar!

And the winner is:

NMLet’s back to my place for the after party, I’ve a kitten at home and it loves getting stoned! 

Yeah, you wouldn’t believe how many people have fallen for that!

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Lol. I’m just bored today!

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