This post is dedicated to my fan, Abhishek Singhal.
One fine day.
CG: Who’s this guy who keeps on liking your tweets?
Me: Oh, that’s Abhishek. He’s a fan.
CG: Ah, ok.. His last name his Singhal.
Me: Ok so?
CG: How do you pronounce it?
Me: I guess, single….
CG: So is he single? That’s why his last name is Singhal?
Me: Hahaha… I dunno… Maybe?
CG: So if he gets a girlfriend, will he still be called Abhishek Singhal?
Me: Hahaha… C****!
CG: Maybe he’ll call himself Abhi-Not Singhal!
Me: Hahahaha! Let’s ask him!
Sorry bro, I think we’re really high when we had this conversation!