I was parking my car near office. My office that is. Just clarifying.
*Random guy walks upto me*
Him: You have a dent on your car!
Me: No sh*t, Sherlock.
Him: Would you like to get rid of it?
*I’d knew that this conversation was heading towards some cheap street product*
Him: What? You don’t want your car repaired?
Me: Yes, I do. Obviously!
Him: I got this product! Really good! It’ll repair all dents and scratches!
Me: No thanks!
Him: It’s is really good! Let me show you a demo!
Me: Dude! No need! I’ll get fixed at the service center!
Him: Sir, this is much cheaper! The service center will charge you 8000! This is 1000! 1/8th of the cost!
Me: Dude! I’m not interested alright?
Him: Ok sir, have a good day.
Me: You too!
Him: Aapki condition serious hai!
Me: What the %^&*?
*That guy walks away grinning ear to ear*