Sh*t People Say – 4

My brother and I look nothing like each other. He’s short, dark, scrawny and bespectacled. I on the other hand am tall(er), fair, plump and have a perfect 20-20 vision (I’m the only person in my family who doesn’t wear specs) Anyhow, whenever we’re out together, people refuse to believe that we are related. This is what I’ve to deal with all the time.

 

Scene #1 

XYZ: Is that your brother?

Me: Yes.

XYZ: Like, your own brother or cousin?

Me: Own brother. My sibling.

XYZ: Oh, but the two of you don’t look like each other!

Me: So?

XYZ: Well, shouldn’t you both look alike?

Me: #FML!

 

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Scene #2

XYZ: Dude!

Me: What?

XYZ: Your brother is so scrawny!

Me: So?

XYZ: Do you eat his food as well?

Me: #facepalm!

 

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Scene #3

XYZ: Dude!

Me: What?

XYZ: You’re not a good role model for your brother!

Me: Why?

XYZ: He smokes and drinks and you don’t say anything!

Me: So?

XYZ: In fact, you take him out pubbing as well!

Me: Get the f*** off my face!

 

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