Lately there has been some complaints about the lack (lesser no.) of women in office. I wasn’t really paying attention until this happened.
VC and KD are always bickering in office. Like a married couple. This has to be the most epic thing VC has ever said.
VC: Dude! Why are you at my desk?
KD: I’m taking the empty seat here!
VC: No you can’t!
KD: Why not?
VC: Because I don’t like you!
KD: Whatever! I’m sitting here!
*KD takes the chair next to VC*
*VC pushes KD’s chair away*
KD: Dude! Stop pushing me!
*VC pushes him KD*
KD: Dude! Stop touching me!
KD: I don’t like you touching me!
VC: You didn’t say anything when I touched you yesterday!
Me: Dafaq did you just say?
Everyone else in office: See! This is why we need more women in office!