My friend, HM messages me.
HM: What’s the best example of an “once in a life opportunity”?
HM: A mosquito lands on your wife’s face. Never miss it! Hahahaha!
HM: Or what?
Me: Or a mosquito that lands on a hot girls ass! Now that’s something you don’t wanna miss!
HM: Jeez! You have such a dirty mind!
Me: No way! I always believe that if opportunity knocks, you should grab it with both hands!
HM: You need a girlfriend. Like real bad!
Me: That’s why you’re there, my PIMP!
HM: F*** off! Despo guy!