I put up a new pic on Facebook. The pic had me posing with a friend of mine, SP.
*CR calls me up*
CR: Who’s that chick with you in that pic?
Me: Hahaha, everyone’s asking that!
CR: So she’s your latest squeeze?
Me: Hahahahaha…. No man… She’s just a friend.
CR: Uh…huh.. What kind of friend? The special kind? Or the one with benefits?
Me: Chill woman. She’s just a friend and that’s about it!
CR: Why aren’t you dating her?
Me: Because she’s like a sister to me!
CR: Uh..huh… Sure!
Me: Seriously! There’s an age difference of like, five years between us.
CR: That’s good!
Me: Huh? She’s almost my brother’s age!
CR: Exactly! You should marry marry someone who’s younger to you!
Me: Where did that come from?
CR: In a relationship, it’s important that the guy is older. So that the girl listens to him.
Me: Sure, like that’s gonna work.
CR: Totally! See my fiance is five years older to me. If he wasn’t then I wouldn’t listen to him.
Me: You know, you’re really weird right?
CR: Laugh it up! But may mark my words! Marry someone’s who’s younger to you! Or else, you’ll regret it!
Me: Errrrrrr, thanks. But no thanks!