I get call from my friend HM, who was in town for the weekend.
Me: Hey! Wassup?
HM: I’m in Bangalore sweetie!
Me: That’s awesome! What are you doing later this evening?
HM: Just waiting to paint the town red with you!
Me: Sexy! When did you get here?
HM: Day before yesterday!
Me: Oh ok.. Been a while huh? What you been upto?
HM: Nothing much… Just been to a few clubs with my friend SD and her fiance.
Me: Is SD that hot Bengali chick?
HM: Yeah! How did you know?
Me: I might have stalked her on Facebook. 😉
HM: Hahahaha. How desperate are you?
Me: But damn, she’s engaged huh?
HM: Yup! She’s off the market! So look somewhere else!
Me: Sigh… Yeah…. I was thinking of asking you to give me an intro to her!
HM: Uh…Huh.. What am I, a matchmaker?
Me: The word you’re looking for is – Pimp. P-I-M-P!
Me: SD is hot man. Gorgeous! Graceful! I mean, she’s perfect!
HM: Wow! You are actually dreaming about my friend while I’m waiting for you to take me out!
Me: Hahaha…Chill… I’m just pulling your leg!
HM: NO! You’re actually more interested in her than me! All you men are the same!
HM: Yes! All you men are CHAUVINISTIC PIGS! All of you!
Me: Well, who asked you to try them all? 😛
HM: F*** off!