Time: 9:30 pm
Location: Our flat
*CG and I are sitting in the dark as there was no power and the generator hadn’t kicked in yet*
Me: This is peaceful… I like it this way..
CG: Wait till your phone runs out of battery.
CG: And by the way, there’s a cockroach near your leg.
Me: Uggggh… Damn bug! I’ll kill it!
*I take my slippers*
CG: Dude! C’mon… Don’t kill it like that…Kill it with some dignity.
Me: And what would that be?
CG: Use a bug spray or something.
*CG gets the bug spray and sprays it judiciously*
Me: Dude! It’s bug spray! Not a deo!
CG: Ummmm… Duh!
Me: Stop spraying so much! It’s just one cockroach!
*CG finally stops spraying*
CG: This how you kill a bug with dignity…
*After five minutes*
Me: Dude! The cockroach is still alive!
CG: F*** this sh*t!
*CG takes his slippers and starts whacking the cockroach*
CG: There! Done! It’s dead!
Me: What happened to ‘killing with dignity’?
CG: Desperate times call for desperate measures!
Me: You’re such a b*tch!
CG: Well, f*** you too!