My friend LKB currently stays in Mumbai. Once in a while or so, he comes to Bangalore to visit me.
One such occasion, we headed to a house party.
*Party was coming to an end and people were saying goodbye to each other*
*My friend AK walks upto to LKB as he was leaving to go to the airport*
AK: Hey man, nice meeting you!
LKB: Same here!
AK: See you soon!
LKB: I don’t think so…..
*LKB shakes his hands and walks off*
*AK is perplexed*
*He walks upto AS and me*
AK: Hey, did I do anything wrong?
Me: Say what?
AK: I told him, ‘see you soon’ and he was like , ‘I don’t think so’. Did I do anything wrong?
*AS decided to screw with him*
AS: Yeah man, when you handed him his drink, you did with your left hand. Some people find that offensive.
Me: Yeah dude, big faux pas man.
AK: Oh sh*t man… I didn’t realize it… I hope he wasn’t too offended.
Me: I think he was, he’s staunch Catholic, you know…
AK: Oh god… I didn’t mean it… I mean, it wasn’t intentional…
AS: You should call him up and apologize...
AK: You’re right… I should do it right away!
*At this point, AS and I were rolling on the floor, laughing*
AK: Ummmmm, what’s so funny?
AS: Hahahaha…. Nothing, you oaf…
Me: Chill man… We’ve been screwing with you. LKB is going back to Mumbai tonight.
AK: Phew… That’s a relief…
AS: Yeah, you’re easy easy! Now for some Tequila shots!
Me: Yeah b*tches!