Manners Maketh A Man

My friend LKB currently stays in Mumbai. Once in a while or so, he comes to Bangalore to visit me.

One such occasion, we headed to a house party.

*Party was coming to an end and people were saying goodbye to each other*

*My friend AK walks upto to LKB as he was leaving to go to the airport*

 AK: Hey man, nice meeting you!

LKB: Same here!

AK: See you soon!

LKB: I don’t think so…..

*LKB shakes his hands and walks off*

*AK is perplexed*

*He walks upto AS and me*

AK: Hey, did I do anything wrong?

Me: Say what?

AK: I told him, ‘see you soon’ and he was like , ‘I don’t think so’. Did I do anything wrong?

*AS decided to screw with him*

AS: Yeah man, when you handed him his drink, you did with your left hand. Some people find that offensive.

Me: Yeah dude, big faux pas man. 

AK: Oh sh*t man… I didn’t realize it… I hope he wasn’t too offended. 

Me: I think he was, he’s staunch Catholic, you know…

AK: Oh god… I didn’t mean it… I mean, it wasn’t intentional… 

AS: You should call him up and apologize...

AK: You’re right… I should do it right away!

*At this point, AS and I were rolling on the floor, laughing*

AK: Ummmmm, what’s so funny?

AS: Hahahaha…. Nothing, you oaf…

AK: C’mon!

Me: Chill man… We’ve been screwing with you. LKB is going back to Mumbai tonight. 

AK: Phew… That’s a relief…

AS: Yeah, you’re easy easy! Now for some Tequila shots!

Me: Yeah b*tches! 


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