The Spelling Bee Champ!

BR and AS walk upto me during a house party.

BR: Yo!

Me: Wassup?

BR: Dude, can you spell ‘puncture’?

Me: Yeah sure. P-U-N-C-T-U-R-E.

AS: Burn!!

BR: Shit! Ok, can you spell ‘tuition’?

Me: Yeah, T-U-I-T-I-O-N.

AS: Woohoo!

BR: Shit!

Me: Whats happening? What’s with the spelling bee?

AS: BR thought that puncture is spelled as ‘puncher’ and tuition as ‘tution’!

Me: Ha! Haven’t you seen those mis-spelled memes? 

BR: Errrrr….. Ok spell ‘miscellaneous’.

Me: Piece of cake. M-I-S-C-E-L-L-A-N-E-O-U-S! Yeah! 

BR: Shit! F** off man! 

Me: I guess you didn’t know that as well. 

BR: Whatever man!

Me: Like a boss baby, like a boss!


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