My friend just uploaded a new Facebook display picture.
Me: Why do you look so sad in the display pic?
Friend: Do I? Ok, let me change it.
*Changes her pic*
Friend: How about this one?
Me: Meh. You look equally sad in this one too.
Friend: Errrr, ok. How about this one?
Friend: Seesh! There’s no pleasing you!
Me: Oh wait. There’s nothing wrong with the pic. It’s your face.
Friend: WTF?! F*** off! Asshole!