MS and I were high as a kite when we decided to throw a party during the coming weekend. Then we realized that due to the upcoming elections, all the booze shops in Bangalore would be closed on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. We were at Wednesday.
After making a few calls, we decided to do a booze run and stock up the booze. We took everyone’s order. This is what we had to pick up.
1. Smirnoff Espresso – Full
2. Smirnoff Regular – Half
3. Eristoff – Full
4. Old Monk – Full
5. 8PM – Full
6. Royal Stag – Full
7. Signature – Half
8. Cashew Fenny – Full x 2
(Yeah, we party like it’s 1999)
We managed to reach our local booze boutique (Yes, we Bangaloreans are a classy lot. We have booze boutiques!)
We managed to pick up everything on our list, which wasn’t easy because we were high.
This is what we where like:
Anyways, MS’s eyes fell on this beauty.
MS: I don’t care how much this costs, we gotta buy this!
*I check the price, it was the same as buying a full bottle of Smirnoff*
Me: Deal! Lets do it!
*We reached our home safely, tugging along all that booze*
MS: C’mon! Hurry up! I wanna see the new addition to our collection!
*I start opening the box*
Me: Ok, here’s the bottle. And here is the……
*Out comes a bottle of coke*
MS: Where dafaq is the glass?
Me: Bloody hell!
*We were so high that we didn’t read the box. The box said free coke not free glass. We’s assumed that the glass was free due to the illustration*
Me: Dude! The box says free coke! Not glass! We’ve been trolled!
MS: Dafaq! No one can know about this!
Me: Errrrrr, alright!