I get a call from the Airtel customer care. The guy on the other end was really curt and was being a d*ck to me for no reason.
Airtel Guy: Sir, this is to inform you that currently you have subscribed to both paper bill and e-bill.
Me: Yes, I’m aware of that.
Airtel Guy: As per our go green initiative, you can receive your bill only in one way. So please choose. You cannot receive both.
*All this was said in a very condescending tone*
Me: I was called six months back and I’ve already informed you guys that I want to discontinue the paper bill. You guys haven’t done. So please get that done.
*I replied very curtly*
Airtel Guy: Sorry to hear that, sir. I shall process your request right away.
*He sounded anything but apologetic*
Airtel Guy: Is there anything else I can help you out with?
Me: Yeah, you could pull your head out of your ass.
*I muttered under my breath*
Airtel Guy: Sorry sir?
Me: Nothing. That will be all.
Airtel Guy: Thank you for contacting Airtel customer care.
Me: Go suck your own c*** like Jon Jeremy did.
Airtel Guy: Pardon me?
*I cut the call. Like a baws*