I had recently met a really nice girl and was spending a lot of time with her. Anyhow, I wasn’t sure where this was heading but I didn’t wanna spoil whatever we had either. So I turned to NK, my consultant for all women related problems. NK was drunk, so she was giving louve advice wholeheartedly.
NK: See, she likes you ok. This is evident from the fact that she likes spending time with you…
NK: But you need to make your intentions clear or else she’ll end up friend-zoning you!
Me: Go on…
NK: You need to make her feel special, you know…
Me: Alright… But I don’t want to spoil things with her!
NK: Don’t worry about it! She likes you man! You just need to play your cards right!
Me: So what should I do?
NK: Ask her out, at the date hold her hand gently, look into her eyes and smile lovingly.
NK: It’ll show that you like her and you don’t want to rush things!
Me: She’ll fall for that?
NK: Yeah man! Chicks dig that stuff! Plus she’s a smart chick, she’ll pick up on the hints!
Me: Ok cool! I’ll ask her out!
NK: Yeah man! Ask her out dude! She’s a really nice girl!
NK: Just hold her hand and smile at her!
*Since she was drunk, so she looped a little*
*Later that week*
Me: Listen, I was wondering if you wanted to go out on a date sometime?
Chick: He, I’m really flattered but I’m not attracted to you in a romantic way…
Chick: Yeah, I’m don’t wanna lead you on….
Me: Alright… Thanks for being honest with me!
Me: What happened? Did you ask her out?
Me: Yeah man!
NK: Awesome! What did she say?
Me: That’s she not interested in me in any way!
NK: What crap! Man, women are fickle minded no?
Me: Yeah, so much for your dating advice!
NK: Hello! I didn’t do anything wrong ok!
Me: I shouldn’t have asked her out only!
NK: Well, atleast you know where you guys stand.
Me: Hmmm… It’s still your fault ok!
NK: Jeez! Your’re such a b*tch man!
NK: Stop whining and move on, whiny guy!